knock knock. come in.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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