roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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your father died

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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