What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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