- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

Deadly cancer.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

poop is very very yummy.

What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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