Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Why did the man die? He got shot!

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Sophie Cameron is Gay

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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