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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

whats black? a black man

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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