A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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your mom died.

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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