what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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your mom died.

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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im a dragon, no im not

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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