- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

just sit down and dont be a Jew

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

Why are they the "living" daylights?

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