Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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