why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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Find the M: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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http://richardfigures.com/

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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ass in my face ? no

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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