Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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