Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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There was a dog walking down the street with his GF. The dog can have a GF and can talk because this is an anti joke. Then the dog broke up with his GF because he was unhappy with her scent. Dogs are weird that way. Then, sobbing, he saw something through the blur of his tears. The county fair was open! Elated, the dog ran to the fair and waited n the ticket line for a long time. He waited so long, he almost exploded. Once he got to the end, he reached in his coat pocket (yeah, the dog is wearing a coat. It's cold), and found no wallet. FUUUUUUU! By the time he got back, the fair was closed for the day. The next time he came back, he had a hard time getting through the line. When he did, he raced to the ferris wheel. Halfway up, the ferris wheel stopped. CWAP! The neckst daey, thee dwawg whent two the ferries weele and went up. Yay. At the top, he saw his house! there was a chicken crossing the road. WTF? Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Phuck yeah.

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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