A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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Women's rights.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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Your mom.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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NASCAR

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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Donald Trump

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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