- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

Obama

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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