- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

i have yougurt with tractor

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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