- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

An Asian fails their maths exam.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

I pooped my pants

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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