Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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How did the girl die? 25.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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