How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Where's my baby??

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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The cow went moo

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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