I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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The Pope

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Yeah right loser!

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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