what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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