A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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s e m e n

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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Ron Paul for President!

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Pen15

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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Anti Joke

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