- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

Where's my baby??

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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