What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

A cow says moo and explodes.

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

My pet rock died.

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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