Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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Breast cancer.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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matty russel are you on here

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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