Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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Samantha

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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