what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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WNBA

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Zach Barlow

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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