Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

where wally? wallys a myth.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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