I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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TOBUSCUS

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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i dont like chris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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