- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

Penal Dysfunction

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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