What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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I need a good anti joke....

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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I ponder

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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