What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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Breast cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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alston wang

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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