Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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