Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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