You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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wanna here an anti joke scroll down

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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I ponder

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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rape that shit

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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