OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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