A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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Anti Joke

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