OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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im black

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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fruit salad?

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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Anti Joke

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