- Anti Joke

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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