- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

Women's rights.

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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