How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Dad: "Happy birthday, son! Let's go get a beer." Timmy: "But dad, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are, we hope that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.” Timmy's mom had just died of cancer a few days ago. A friend walks in the door, not knowing Timmy's mom died just a few short days before his birthday. He screams, "Happy birthday!" TImmy: "Damn. I'm not going through this again."

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Women's sports

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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