- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm off to my tank guys!

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

my captcha says : forkin chickens

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

GONNA

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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