Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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Cancer.

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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drake

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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Anti Joke

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