- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

Land Rovers

I'm off to my tank guys!

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

my captcha says : forkin chickens

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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