- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

Well educated black man.

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

knock, knock come in

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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