What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Minecraft.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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