- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

What's 9 plus 10? 19

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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