Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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Nock Nock It's open.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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Anti Joke

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