What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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justin bieber

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THE GAME

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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