Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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