- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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