why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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Gorden Brown.

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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Tell you something funny.

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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