The Braves win the N.L. east

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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Straight men can be bronies.

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An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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Women's rights.

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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