what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

I pooped my pants

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

Knock, Knock Come in

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

THIS IS an anti-joke.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

Keep up the fun Nero!

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