a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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Twenty-Four

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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