What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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connor sucks

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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Proof reading

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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