Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

women's rights

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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