Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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Canada AYY

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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My children are mistakes

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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