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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

David Silberberg is gay

A black guy walks into a bar... 3 hours later He walks out...

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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