A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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whats a dick a dick

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ugh good riddance

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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your mother hates you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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