why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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I just found out i have cancer.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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