did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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