What is 9 + 10? 21

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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kiss me?

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Your mums a penis joke.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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