how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

Hello Braydon

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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