why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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