You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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Justin Bieber

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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Anti Joke

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