- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Woman rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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