knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

i like pie.

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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