What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

rebecca is a hard worker

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

poo is yummy

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

Tim and Eric

Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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