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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

Your mama's so fat.

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

Your mama's so fat.

Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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