- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

There is no joke here, stop reading.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

Whats better than 24? 25.

What number comes after 29? 30.

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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