Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

Hello, nice to meet you.

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

I hate black people. Because their black.

The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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