What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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the love boat

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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