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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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