your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

Chicken penis.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

hi corey

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

knock knock how there me ok come in

This is a joke setup.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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