Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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No.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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Well educated black man.

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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