What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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