Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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Mike tyson

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homework

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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fava beans

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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