How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

thumb_up thumb_down

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

thumb_up thumb_down

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

thumb_up thumb_down

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

thumb_up thumb_down

Women's rights

thumb_up thumb_down

Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

thumb_up thumb_down -2

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

thumb_up thumb_down -2

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Dylan is a person

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops