- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

Maturity is a virtue.

Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

I died shortly after writing this.

What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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