- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

The Barackness Monster

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Women.

4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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