a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

skurfboards we love fat kids

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

What is long and black The unemployment line

*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

The Barackness Monster

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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