hickory dickory dock no one cares

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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