Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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Once upon a cross

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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