why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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