What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

Knock Knock! Come in!

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

Take off your shoes.

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

knock knock ... no one was in

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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