Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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Two english guys meet at work

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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#Hanging Degus

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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