What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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Once upon a cross

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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