"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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http://attachments.conceptart.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=351301&stc=1&d=1208673890

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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butt sex

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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Butt Sex.

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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your life

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Anti Joke

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