Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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Fox News.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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Take off your shoes.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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irish wristwatch JLR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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