There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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