- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

ass in my face ? no

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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