what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops