If you like this, it will have one extra like

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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GONNA

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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