- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's cold and icy? Ice

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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