Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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