- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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