Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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I can't see my forehead

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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Woman Rights

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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vaginas

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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