I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

yes... that's the joke

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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