Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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Fox News.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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TIMMAH!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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im black

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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