- Anti Joke

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

what do you call a gay guy Ej

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.