What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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Why? Whats wrong?

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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Potassium? K.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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