A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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WNBA

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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