What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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your mum

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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Anti Joke

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