Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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