A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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