roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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Mike tyson

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homework

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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