What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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