- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Niki Minaj's ass

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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