Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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TOBUSCUS

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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ass in my face ? no

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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a man is running away

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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