What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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