What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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Women.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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Dance is a sport

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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