Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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falling didnt make the difference

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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