- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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