If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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What did I do last night?work

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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