Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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Michael Castillo is gay

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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