Badgers are cool

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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Get in the car.

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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