- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

Women.

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

Michael Castillo is gay

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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