violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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