i can't stand cripple jokes

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

Knock Knock! Come in.

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Badgers are cool

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Get in the car.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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