- Anti Joke

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

Dogs in my home.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.