- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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