- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dogs in my home.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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