whats 2+2? math.

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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Anti Joke

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