no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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Shut the cork up!

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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meme

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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Psychics.

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Anti Joke

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