- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

Yo momma so fat, she died.

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

here kitty kitty

i dont like chris

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

Knock knock

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

I never asked for this.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

a man walked into a bar ouch

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