Black Friday

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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redtube

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neil patrick harris

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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I never asked for this.

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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Women's rights

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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