- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

Knock, knock. Come in.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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