roses are red violets are blue im in class

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

I said I hate niiggers

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

DON"T READ THIS!

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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