- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

At least I dont have AIDS.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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