yes... that's the joke

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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Women's rights

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I never asked for this.

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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redtube

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neil patrick harris

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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Black Friday

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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