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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ron Paul for President!

Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

YA MAM, is a very nice person

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

Womens rights

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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