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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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