Nippies

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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Penisland

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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