Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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