there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

whats 2+2? math.

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

wanna hear a joke? no.

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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