Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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knock knock who's there no one

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... i forgot the joke :p

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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This is not an anti joke.

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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