- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Are you gay? No. Ok.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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