i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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Woman Rights

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Take off your shoes.

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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One day a cheerio is walking down the street. Nothing special, just a regular cheerio. Suddenly, he sees a honey-coated cheerio. Now, honey-coated cheerios have a much higher social status than regular cheerios. So he decides that he wants to become a honey- coated cheerio. He works really, really hard and one day his boss promotes him to a honey-coated cheerio. So, he's really pleased about this, he can easily pay his rent, he gets a nice car, and his family is much happier. But then, as he's driving around the town, he sees a sugar-coated cheerio. Now, sugar-coated cheerios are preety much at the top of society. They're all highly regarded and respected. So he decides that he wants to become a sugar-coated cheerio. He works really, really hard for months and months, until one day his boss decides that he can become a sugar-coated cheerio. He is absolutely stoked with this. He gets a bigger house with a swimming pool and a spa, really nice clothes, and he's very well respected. One day, he's sun bathing at the beach, when off in the distance he sees an island that he had never seen before. Apparently, this is the golden cheerio island. Cheerios there fly around in jet cars and lounge around in bars. It's cheerio heaven. So he decides that if he becomes a golden cheerio, his life will be complete. He dedicates his life to working really, incredibly hard, and one day his boss says to him, "You know what, you've worked so hard that I'm promoting you to a golden cheerio." So he makes it to the cheerio island, and as he is lying down, relaxing, he suddenly becomes very thirsty. All cheerios really like milk so he goes to get some, but there's a really long line at the milk stand. So he decides to get some lemonade, but like the milk stand, there's a really long line at the lemonade stand. So he thinks, "I know what no-one will want. Punch!" So he goes to the punch stand and sure enough there's no punch line.

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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