Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

Cleveland winning something

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How old is your mom? Old.

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

Black People

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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