Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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The Holocaust.

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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Badgers are cool

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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