Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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Charlotte Bobcats

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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brandon ya twwat

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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