- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

I died shortly after writing this.

What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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