do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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Wanna hear an anti-joke?

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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