Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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Today is May 18 2016.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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Shut the cork up!

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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What time is it? 10:58

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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crap!!

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