Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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lol a man is drowning

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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