- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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