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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

Yo momma so fat, she died.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.