Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Anti Joke

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