What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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cancer

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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Thumbs this up

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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