Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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DON"T READ THIS!

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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