Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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Penis.

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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a man is running away

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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