What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

Whats white and sticky fluff

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

Colby is gay.... thats it

What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

What'sucks and white Jackson

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

Hello, nice to meet you.

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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